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Enquiring in regards to pre-release and preview information surrounding Brink

My colleague and I are two (highly) esteemed game developers and we could not help but take a profound interest in your latest ‘video game’ in development. Ah… game development, it takes me back to my youth where and child with a page of scrawled rules and a hammer (to enforce said rules) could create a game. But enough about me! Lets get to the matter at hand shall we? Yes, yes. This Brink, it has caught my eye and forced me to equip my monocle for a closer look. So much violence and so much diversity, that used to be quite a risqué choice I remember, but these days it’s almost required, how times have changed! It is truly grand. My colleague and I have been monitoring your progress closely for some time now as we made a decision to wait patiently for the game as commoners would (Although obviously this is not the case as we are esteemed game developers) however as the predicted release was delayed we felt a weight inside our hearts and on our top hats (and also on our capes) and we feel we cannot wait any longer to be entertained because of little things like ensuring game quality. In light of our high esteem as game developers we felt it would not be out of line to request preview access for the two of us. We would also be glad to return the favour by making conversation of our experiences in company and telling our glowing reviews on excursions in high society.

I hope this letter arrives with haste.

Sincerely,
Sirs, 12pt and Teddy

Sent from my top hat.